Birth a Baby, but BRING YOUR SNACKS TO THE HOSPITAL

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In honor of all my friends having babies, like, constantly (so it seems)

I oft shudder to think of them arriving at L+D empty handed. Or the cruel NPO (nothing by mouth) rules often hyperextended erroneously.

Avoid having to subsist off hospital pantry saltines and juice by PREPPIN YOURSELF BEFORE WRECKING YOURSELF 

In my 2019 👛 hospital bag (dutifully schlepped by Mr. Moreno) while I whimpered at 2:30 AM that I “just wanted some medical attention”….

😛 @justins almond butter and peanut butter packets
😛 apples, oranges, and bananas
😛 @larabar @kind.bars @gomacro bar
😛 @epicbar bison / venison / salmon jerky
😛 @whispssnacks cheese snacks
😛 @gimmeseaweed snacks
😛 @safeandfair 🍿
😛 @paschachocolate darkkkk chocolate bars and chips
😛 @marysgonecrackers

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And thus, a 2 year long tradition of mommy Monica chowing down atop Botero Moreno’s little nursing head began.

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