We all love the meme that says “when you turn 30, everything you know and love turns to cauliflower.” lol but like, […]

We all love the meme that says “when you turn 30, everything you know and love turns to cauliflower.” lol but like, […]
OPEN MOUTH, INSERT KEFIR. Kefir is something I downed throughout 🤰 /post partum because it’s a drinkable (read: FAST) source of protein, […]
I WILL GRIND YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD, er, grind your v expensive artisanal 🇨🇴 beans to make my ☕️ . […]
We purposely held this post until AFTER the January resolution glitter faded; because here are some REAL resolutions you can sink your […]
December is all about consumerism and buying more STUFF. The Buddhists say that stuff ends up owning YOU, and not the other […]
Wouldn’t it be a dream to open your fridge and see rows of neatly tucked tupperwares glasses organized according to date and […]
It’s… THANKSGIVING!!! Well, almost. In the spirit of giving THANKS, why don’t we attribute some gratitude to your BODY. Your BODY does […]
Build-a-Bear NAILED IT with overpriced customizable stuffed animals. Now, juice bars nationwide are serving you fifteen dollar bowls of diabetes. Well, sometimes. […]
When I was an a dietetic intern in 2013 and first encountered the FODMAP diet, I was stupefied by a) how anyone […]